I don’t care what anyone says, I genuinely enjoyed Constantine. So there.


Hey Matt, if you’re still going to go see it sometime, take me with you. Thanks. =]

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WORST. DAY. EVER.


If it weren’t for the frozen food aisle of Albertsons, I’d shoot myself.

BLAST YOU, MATT. NOW I MUST CHANGE MY PASSWORD. BLAST YOU TO THE FIERY PITS OF HADES.


And in other news, I totally forgot today was Valentine’s Day. Which is a good thing. Today was fun. I don’t need a valentine to fulfill this commercial of days, thankyouverymuch.


Oh yes, one more thing, BLAST YOU MATSUBISHI. YOU WILL PAY.

hmm …well its monday but not just any monday. it’s valentine’s day: my favorite day of the year cuz you know im in to all that sort of mushy romantic stuff, kind of like that one lizzie mcguire episode where she kissed aaron carter, i mean wow…i taped it. i just love that sort of thing kind of like my strang affection for boys whos name end in “w” and start with an upside down “w”. geez, thats some hot stuff.


you know i think im really gettign into this whole xanga thing. in fact, i think ill comment on here AT LEAST once per day now. thats right. i spent today with my single friends who werent in school today…we dwelled in our misery and moped around all gloomy-like because we’re all losers…than we talked about that special guy again…gosh he is so special, you know who im talking about. the best thign about him is he is so humble…golly gee i wish i were like him.


::general angst and sarcastic humor::


your friends,


Kristine Angelica De Guzman      a.k.a. jelli


 

hi im kristine and im like…oh so totally lame…gosh you knwo theres this guy i wish i was as cool as him…guess who he is, go ahead guess….well his name starts with a “m”, ends with a “tt” and has a letter in it that begins with the same first letter as Awesome. mmhmm…i want him soo bad, i can barely stand it….geez, the heat he gives off is so hot i could roast marshmallows or something…


i wish i had a life outside of school and my heathen ways. what would you liek to know about me…well i like britain because i think they britains have way sexy teeth and i like their pasty white flesh…i like autumn because its not to cold and i can dress slutty…i like writing in my journal so i can convince myself im all intellectual and what not. i enjoy a hot bath with a loved one or stranger and croutons in my salad. i like it when people make fun of my height…so do it a lot, please. thanks.



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yes , i am the buffalo soldier arent i.

SOMEONE. ANYONE. PLEASE. TUTOR ME IN CHEMISTRY. Because I abhor the damned aubject and the damned teacher who fails at teaching it properly. PLEASE. PLEASE. PLEASE.


PS. I don’t have school on Valentine’s Day, and if you’re single and  also don’t have school, call my cell phone, and I’ll fill you in on what’s going on. And just in case (no creepy stalker people plz), my cell is 909-917-6317. Cool.


PPS. STOP TEXTING ME. DAMN YOU PEOPLE. FOR ONE, I CAN’T TEXT BACK. FOR ANOTHER, MY CELL PHONE IS CRAP, AND DOESN’T LEAVE ME YOUR NUMBER OR NAME. AND FINALLY, TEXTING IS MONEY, PEOPLE. MONEY I DON’T FEEL LIKE WASTING ON YOUR TRIVIAL MESSAGES. Call me if you want to tell me something. Shit.