I spent the last 4 hours trying to sort this whole situation out. And let me tell you, I’m never fucking planning anything like this ever again. I’m not even done sorting out who I’m going with. But really now. This is the stupidest situation I’ve ever gotten myself into. Really. It better be worth it, that’s all I have to say.
Fuck. Seriously. Working the kinks out of this lame, ridiculous situation has really pissed me off. Whatever. I’m not going to let this affect my time. But I still pretty much hate everything.
MAN. SO WORTH IT. I WET MY PANTIES FROM BEING SO CLOSE. OH. GOD. GOOD FRIGGIN’ TIMES. UPDATE LATER. WOW.
Me: geez, you want to hear my dream from last night? i just remembered it, and it was friggin’ crazy
Me: i had a dream where, like, it was me and you and some older guy and the big manatee penny likes to hump. i think there was another girl too. anyways, i had a dream that we had to kick major ninja ass from the dominican republic who kept sneaking into our cars, and all this to protect the big manatee. who could talk. but was still just a stuffed animal. so it was just like this disembodied voice emanating from the manatee whining that she wanted to be hugged and that she wanted her daddy
Me: who i think was the older guy
Me: but yeah, i kicked hardcore ninja ass. it was amazing
Kristel: i dont knowKristel
: im a moronKristel
: it isnt even that big of a dealKristel
: i dont know why it matters so muchMe
: because they have penisesMe
: ’nuff saidKristel
: lol oh do theyMe
: yeah, didn’t you know?Me
: all boys. they have penisesMe
: it’s amazingKristel
: That Jesus, clever cleverKristel
: penises. Me
: yes. penises are quite geniusMe
: i think i might love themKristel
: like cambell soup. tastes a litle bitter but goes down nice nd easy
Dirty girls. My friends and I have the best conversations.
GOAL: Before I die. I want to go to an underwear party. Yes.