Last night I had a dream that I was about to get married, but minutes before the ceremony it dawned on me what was happening and I backed out.

Mmm. Sounds about right.

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I don’t understand you. Do you want me or not? Here I am, entirely willing and waiting, and there you are, merely sitting idly with complacency. Why do I always entangle myself with guys who waste my time?

I don’t have to put up with this shit. So I don’t know why I am.

Hey there, cocksucker. I’m getting over you now, so don’t catch up, I’m already gone.

Thanks, G to the od. You’re aces!

Yesterday I was in a pretty dour mood, but today I discovered that I got an A- on my Sociology paper, and for this reason, my life is complete.

That, and the weather’s been pretty stellar lately. Aside from a few minor disappointments, it’s been a good life.

You should see me smiling. =]